You are! And life and all that.
Way back in middle school, in the late ’90s—when Tripod, HotBot, and Webmonkey were legit things—I portmanteaued “normal” and “life” to make “Normlife.”
It kicked around Tripod a bit, and the domain was gifted to me by a couple friends in 2004. We started a web forum, I uploaded the Grey Album and got a cease and desist order, and things have petered out since. (Normlife on the Wayback Machine; Wayback Normlife Forums.)